Tyler Hansbrough, NBA hopeful, is having a gut-wrenching time in deciding whether or not to declare himself eligible for the draft. His sore spot, it seems, is the rather dicey issue of public facilities in NBA locker rooms, and his ability to "hold it" until he gets home.
"I heard, in the NBA, you go on road trips where you can be gone for a week or more," Hansbrough said via teleconference on Friday morning. "At UNC, I get to come home right after each game. I mean, I never even go when I'm out watching a game, let alone playing in one." Hey, maybe that explains why he always has that look on his face?
Hansbrough is reportedly looking into using his signing bonus (would he be a lottery pick) towards research aimed at inventing the world's first portable latrine. "I want to call it the 'Handy Handsbrough' to make our family proud," the Missouri native added.
Additional questioning from the press was cut short due to Hansbrough's 11AM Texas-style ping-pong match with UNC guard Ty Lawson. They are currently embattled in a seven-game series (Lawson leads, 3 games to 1).
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