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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Player Interview: Zulius Maximus Meridius

This week, B. Press sits down with Zul Nation to find out just how far his reign of terror can reach across the U.S., his thoughts on the future of Westies basketball, and cooking.

Bremerton Press: I'm not even going to mess with introductions. You're not really in much need of one.

Zul: People know me. There is no Chris, only Zul.

BP: What do you say to the people who have been on your case for your alleged involvement in The Paul Mitchell Report? Specifically address the beard you've grown out this season.

Zul: Listen, it's this simple. Can't I use Old Spice Hair & Body Wash already? Hey, I'm like any other guy that lives downtown, single and ready to mingle. Did you know I was out with a few of the teammates last week, and Coach Sargent (typical!) was the only person IN THE BAR wearing sneakers? Tough one for him. He's not looking to pick up, but I am. What, you think I'm some sort of junior VP or something? Do I look like I have a plethora of striped shirts? Think again. I'm right out there, section 101, replica jersey and Nike Air's, cheering my Chiefs to victory.

BP: You're a big football fan. Do you get any of the players to volunteer for the "Zul Rules the Kids" Foundation events?

Zul: We're looking at having a 7-on-7 tournament in the spring. Or at least a Madden PS3 tournament at BEI headquarters sometime in the coming months.

BP: Bremerton has 1 game left for the winter season. This game holds a lot of weight in relation to the draft, next season's schedule, etc. Give us your thoughts.

Zul: Zul leaves no prisoners! I can't talk personnel moves with you. We're looking at a lot of players right now, can't be more specific than that. Hell, you can pick up pre-draft analysis kits for yourself since you're with the press. You can probably figure who we've got in our sights.

BP: Can you share with us your recipe for eggplant parmigiana?

Zul: Yeah right. Let's hit Maloney's.

For a transcript of the full interview with Zul, contact the BEI public relations office, Shawnee branch.

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