Britney Update!!

Due to regulatory entertainment news internet sanctions, Bremerton Press is obliged to supply its readers with the following update regarding Ms. Britney Spears: "due to unforseen circumstances, Ms. Spears will be unable to perform at halftime of Bremerton West's Fat Tuesday matchup. She will also NOT be attending the 'Drink 'Til You Stink' after-party at the Other Place." All your favorite Westies will still be in attendance and available for photo opportunities, autographs, body shots, etc.

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